It's been very funny to go through life discovering such shibboleths exist in so many random places and its like getting a powerup to even find out about them...
The CPU is almost identical in performance to the one they were advertising —it was certainly malicious— but do I deserve $200 for something I didn't even care about in the first place?
There an argument to be made for harming the criminals even if you deserve it but it just doesn't vibe with my type.