If we're joking:
A Roman walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a martinus?"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman responds, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
A Roman walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a martinus?"
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman responds, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."