It gave me a sensation, rare in 2026, of uncomplicated joy. I would gladly install either of these operating systems
Wait for the new TacOS release on Tuesday.
Or the more all-in-one distro, BurritOS.
The red sauce will be your AnOS.
Hope their hotness isn't measured in SCOville Heat Units, beware the copyright trolls!
Many people no longer know what SCO was and what fuss did it in Linux world
The time they'd lost in suing
In chasing and pursing
The boldest lies
Of Linux scries
Has been SCO Group's undoing.
Remember remember
The 6th march 2003
I wouldn't be surprised if this is another example of the HN automatic title mutilator. "If it ends in -os, it must be an operating system" is not even the stupidest rule in there.