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The toilet seat is named after the strait between Denmark and Sweden. https://youtu.be/ajBN0Xypi0I

The door mats should be named after doors, and the place mats named after places.

Maybe the door mats should be called Matthew, Matityahu, Matti, Mattes, Matthias.

The rubber ducky (yes, they sell one) could be called Bob.

And one of them, "Trampa", means "trap" or "cheating" in Spanish

means "to step" or "step on" in Swedish, at least.

Move further west, and "trampa" means "excrement" in Portuguese. Usually used in the figure sense, rather then literal.