ssl-3 says "If moving to Texas would make me be just as smart, witty, and observant as you think that you are yourself, then: I think that I would rather stay where I'm at, thanks."

Then we shall both remain happy and Texans a bit smarter, wittier and more observant on average.

And yummm, these mustard sardines are truly as tasty as you say - hadn't had any in awhile - thanks for reminding me!8-))