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Please don't forget one of his longest standing and most important planks:

* move the hand dryer in the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge to a more sensible location.

This YouTube video shows just how dire the situation is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbartLXCYZo

I’m not even from the UK and I know it need to be fixed before the situation gets worse.

We spoke earlier to local chancer Elliot Plunge who told us "this is the one thing we did not want to happen"

Like it gets moved to in the urinal itself? Indeed, that could kick off a world war.

Oh he's left handed? Ma man!