Trump orders redesign of US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults for jets

- "Sir, we're under attack!"

- "Launch the F-18s, now!!"

- "Sorry Sir. The electronic catapults stopped working this morning and we need to wait for the supplier's technician to come with his proprietary software to evaluate the problem and order the parts."

Absurd. Why have engineers do any design work? Just make all decisions based upon a gut feeling.