When's the next model coming out?

Is it just me ...

I have a hard time finding much of interest when each new model does come out, let alone in being interested in rumors of when that may be!

It seems every new model, especially from the big two, follows the same pattern of useless reports of out-benchmaxxing the competition, days of employees astroturfing how great it is, and then only a few weeks later does any consensus emerge of how good it actually is, or is not.

And of course this is all preceded by the PR releases of "omg it's so powerful, it escaped, it's gonna take all your jobs".

I'm tired of it. Just release it, or don't - I really don't care.

I'm cooking smth up