Realtime statistics of Haskell programs

Heh, I misread the title as "Realtime statistics of Haskell programmers" and was expecting a study of how haskell programmers work.

I'd actually be really interested to see a study comparing the brain activity of a haskell programmer vs a smalltalk programmer. FP and OOP are such different models, I bet there would be some interesting differences in which parts of the brain light up.

I love this idea. It reminds of the one thing that I think Java did better then anyone else, JMX. If only there was a standard cross language way for programs to expose metrics. kinda like collectd, but have it pull based instead of push based