The Jessica Alba sexy walk story was a plant by a PR firm

...but where is the accompanying picture of Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba sexy boobs a plant by...

Oh, hell. Why is this at the top of "Hacker News".

meh, it is a mildly interesting story.

I thought the "team of Cambridge mathematicians" that it took to conduct research on hip to waist ratios was a dead giveaway, no?