That does not counter my point at all. There's a gaping maw between "a person's back garden" and "The North Sea." To demonstrate the difference to yourself, look up "Trump International Golf Links Aberdeen" and "Aberdeen Bay Wind Farm" on Google Maps and tell me the gap, in miles, between the two properties.

Once you've done that, think about the analogy you want to draw and ask it. Because your current analogy is fucking idiotic.