Doesn't that problem benefit from having automatic bug triage that can avoid fast tracking these bad reports?
Automated triage can filter obvious spam, which was already fast and easy for humans to do. The hard part is independently reproducing a plausible finding and assessing its actual impact. If LLMs could already do that reliably, then the slop report problem wouldn't exist in the first place.
It sounds like a reason to try and build it than a reason to not build it.