As an applicant, you get what you apply for. That you wouldn't have liked my style doesn't really matter: the person that wants to employ me would like my style.
The problem with all these 'how to apply' topics is that they really mean 'how to apply to me'. But I think there are 2 underlying and competing truths:
1) Be authentic. If you're not the person on your resume, it will come out sooner or later. Hopefully (for everyone) sooner.
2) Be unique. If you don't have a way to differentiate yourself, you don't have a reason to get hired. Of course, what makes you unique for one person won't make you unique (or will make you uniquely annoying) for another.
Of course, these are suggestions for getting the 'right' job - a job where you fit in with the people that hired you.
If you just need an employer: pander.