Anyway, more seriously, I hope it's obvious by now that I don't particularly care that my means of communication is so offensive to you. I think you should, like, cry a river, build a bridge, then, well... get over it, you know?
And on the, er, "topic"? A rule of thumb for me does not have to be one for you, even if it's explicitly presented as such a rule. I thought that would be obvious but, well, here we are. Anyway, how's life been treating you?