Using us means losing freedom and control with regards to infrastructure, however we think that's a tradeoff people would want to make in exchange for easier onboarding and a more polished experience.
Are you offering browser access to the agents in your setup?
I got tired of re-doing that setup on every new box, so I packaged it as a one-click Railway template -- a cloud dev box that runs OpenCode's web UI with state persisting between sessions, so you can drive it from your phone's browser instead of a terminal app. Full disclosure: I maintain it and get a kickback if you deploy through it: https://railway.com/deploy/opencode-webui-workspace?referral...
It doesn't give you Hoplite's per-thread VMs, PR automation, or QA tooling -- it's just the agent plus a browser, self-hosted. But if that's literally the missing 20%, it's a much smaller lift than what you already built.
My setup already works and what you are suggesting is weaker than my setup.