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The car will remain in park until you roll down the windows and yell "I love McDonalds!"

Earn 300 bonus BMWBucks by visiting your local Taco Bell (R) (TM) drive through in the next 15 minutes! Limited time offer!

That explains all the Beemers not stopping at pedestrian crossings.

Spend $20 at your local Burger King and we'll turn off that oil leak!