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Alright, this week it's the marketing departments turn in jail, see you guys back here next week when it's HRs turn!

On the bright side, an ironclad excuse to skip the team offsite /s

Maybe they could incascerate the plant and equipment.

This week half the photocopiers are in foster care (prison).

Next week, half the backup generators.

It's funny but a corporate death penalty, where executives had a lifetime ban of ever being an executive in a company ever again would go a long way.

That sounds entirely reasonable.