Haha, so you can bribe the President? I hope this comment is satire.

The "masses" are well aware of crypto at this point and BTC is down 47% over this past year. It's just not that useful unless you're trying to skirt laws/regulations[1] or LARPing as a sovereign citizen.

1: Yes, I know, BTC is not even good pick for financial crimes either.

If you think bitcoin will hold value as economies are collapsing, I have some beachfront property to sell you.

...Actually I have an NFT of some beachfront property.