I wonder how far the joke could be taken into reality with an actual serious language implementation. Scripture++ lets say. We already have HolyC but unfortunately none of its language constructs ran with the pun (at least AFAIK).

Amusingly while looking for a different esolang just now the name of which I couldn't recall I asked an LLM and it proceeded to entirely hallucinate an impressively detailed take on the above concept with a catholic inquisition theme.

It's like that recent story about something called Neutrino that had me excited to read about particle physics, but turned out to be some AI stuff.