It was serious apart from the fact that I know it would never happen and will see little support here due to this website's infatuation with JS.
Every website that I see using JS these days would work much better with some GET or POST requests. Some examples:
* Using JS to load the next page for instance. That should be a simple request to the server for a /page2/.
* Using JS to change sort orders. Again a simple request for a new page should be made to the server.
* Pages not loading a full list in one go but making several requests for more entries via JS. The server should just return one long page.
* Searches not being sent to the server but using the browser to search which does a new search for every character.
* The same searches above hijacking the back button so that I can go back one key from round -> roun -> rou -> ro ->r -> no search -> at last, back one page!
* Images being hidden behind a javascript link when it should be a simple hyperlink to the image.
As for every website writing their own native software, at least some that I can think of could be substituted for old ones. Think ftp (or better yet sftp) for uploading files.