Or perhaps all of your thousands of children being in peril, having found themselves on a murderous human, with no obvious path to escape as the gigantic scary human swaths hundreds at a time?
There's a reason the average spider sleepwalks into 8 human mouths a year.
You really didn't have to share this.
One spider, 8 mouths: what are they pollinating?
Is that how the mother gets the seed from the father?