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Just gimbal the seats.

New commercial seating design: Oops, All Pinch Points!

Gimbal the floor?

Bean bag chair seats solve every problem.

Doesn’t fix translation?

Simply noclip the passengers!

That only works if the engines move the planet around the airplane.

Great, so there is the solution!

Might as well iddqd and idkfa at that point. Or grantme all. Pick your flavor.