Struck Wildberries depots are in Russia, not Ukraine.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/ukraine-hits-russias-larg...
His quandary: should he eat it anyway? Seems like the radiation should be minimal, after all. Or maybe wait until this next Wednesday when he has a stomach x-ray and eat a small slice just beforehand to confound his primary care physician (they are both great practical jokers!)?