When yelling at the other appliances I own, "you" usually turns into "you fucker" or "you useless piece of shit", so I stick with what I know.
"Claude, you useless piece of shit, I already told you..."
"Claude, you useless piece of shit, I already told you..."
I'm Australian, so "oi cunt" works about as well as "you" for most things, though I'm not suggesting we adopt that formally.
I don't know what machine they were raging against, but I'm pretty sure it was an LLM