Am I just out of the loop but is $200+ for a children's bike absolutely insane?
So no, I would not consider $225 "completely insane".
Disclaimer: I have no ties with, financial interest in, or own any products of Tesla.
If that is your objective you are ok to spend a few hundred dollars on a kid bike if that gives you the hope you will be saving a lot more than that from the dentist.
This said, a dad like me whose passion are expensive bikes, is very likely to be willing to spend a few hundreds on a kids bike, especially if you have more than one kid and you plan to pass the bike to the other son when the elder one outgrows it.