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Mickey Mouse Sells a Bundle

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I look forward to seeing how Kraft Heinz brands will be integrated into future Star Wars titles.

The Mandalorian could turn out to be a fan of Kraft Dinner, for example, and prepare some in the galley of his N-1 Starfighter.

Except of course it will be a “Star Wars” version of Kraft Dinner with the box adorned in galactic script, not Roman characters.

The possibilities for this partnership are exciting!

I would expect a show about how a long time ago James L. Kraft was a lowly thala-siren farmer and cheese maker in a galaxy far away, forced to flee the Empire and make his way to Buffalo, New York, in 1902 where, armed with nothing but a blaster, his knowledge of cheese, and ability to be roguishly charming he stood up for the rights of locally oppressed racial and gender minorities against the system while making some of the best darn food that a country without any knowledge of how to cook things that did not taste like potatoes ever had encountered!

Season Two: Amazingly Henry John Heinz, James L. Kraft's primary rival for the love of Rebel Princess Amorilyza, played by Zendaya (which is the reason I'm watching this show, if truth be told), also managed to escape the Empire and make his own food company!

Off-topic, but it looks like the author is using the URL to determine how much traffic reached his article through Hacker News. The URL ends with "-hn", but if you remove that, it still goes to the same article (and links to the article from the same site don't include the "-hn").

Nothing wrong with it; I just thought it was interesting.

Author here--thanks for reading. I typically write several essays each day, which I send out in a newsletter and post on the website. I built a workflow to expose one of the essays separately for HN without any paywall or subscription prompt.

It's not as natural to submit a link to HN with three different essays that might all be relevant to this audience.

Why not submit with ?utm_source=hn instead which is far better understood by indexers etc. and is generally supported inside of CRMs to allow for paywall free access.

I'm more excited about the future partnership between Oscar Meyer and Intel. Behold the future of meat.

Oh, I wish I was an Intel Xeon 6+ 6990E+, that is what I’d truly love to be…

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