This is a fun exercise, one I've considered regularly over the course of raising my 10-year-old daughter.
Reading the post's World English section, the hardest part for me is the use of "be" instead of "is". That would take some getting used to.
Amusing. The thing is that real English conveys a lot of meaning and undertone as well as precision, and that’s why real English had to be used to explain what you did and why.