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You missed the third option: don't go to the US.

You missed a fourth option: renounce your European citizenship

... or to EU, or to UK, or to anywhere at all. Just stay at home.

Obligatory reference to "Remain Indoors" sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE

What if home is one of those places? :panic: