>And at the same time you don't get to change the definition of algorithm to allow your "proof" to be valid

It is other people who are trying to attack my statement who are trying to apply words like "algorithm" to it. You have such a fixed view of how things operate that you are failing to be able to take a step back and accept the existence of being able to solve any problem in a single step. You can claim that it is obvious, and trivial, and uninteresting, but that doesn't invalidate it. Sometimes thinking outside of the box is required and such strict adherence to what has come before can cloud your view of an "obvious" solution that was there the whole time.