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Swiping Tinder. It takes about 5000 matches to get a date. It’s easier to just automate it. It automatically adds dates to my calendar, all I have to do is show up. I get a summary of our chat history (well, what the agent wrote to her) in the notes section of the calendar entry and some pointers and talking points for the date.

Maybe I should have the agent also do a background check.

PS: This is a joke, but feel free to steal this idea.

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Any sufficiently advanced satire...

Good news about hell: it doesn't exist. Bad news: Humans can pretty much create whatever they can imagine.

The future is agents chatting to each other on tinder and automating the initial getting to know you part. I can imagine that while that's going on, we could add like a little text chat box for the humans to chit chat with each other a bit and pass the time, before they can go on a date

It works well enough for bumble web, just make sure you have rate limiting..

Then the openclaw WhatsApp module…

Kidding of course.

Crap, I totally believed this. We live in a dystopia already.

Someone apparently made this

https://github.com/Grigorij-Dudnik/TinderGPT

> TinderGPT automates the process of writing and arranging dates with girls on Tinder, enabling you to generate romantic meetings with almost zero effort. Your only role is to like the profiles that catch your eye. After that, TinderGPT comes into the play. It initiates a conversation with the girl, using details from her profile, continues by building an emotional bond and highlighting your attractive traits, and finishes by arranging a meeting and giving you a push-up on your phone with her number.

This is a sure way to get girls! Girls love being entirely commoditized and objectified, famously that's a great way to date! /s

I’m surprised that the author didn’t even refer to them as females.

This is not really the same at all. You still have to swipe, the value add here is apparently “building an emotional bond”. Together with the explicit goal of “dates with girls”, this actually feels incredibly nefarious.

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