Finally, I can unearth the good ol' "The future is so bright I don't need my eyes to see it" meme!
Future of online discussions are doomed.
All paid by our pensions.
Pensions are a dead concept. Everyone under 35 today knows they're not getting one. Even if they save, the economy will reorganize to make the savings worthless. Of course, it's still worth saving some just in case that doesn't happen.