> Browsers ought to run the fastest JS interpreters already
Well they don't.
Users want the website to work sooner, and care little about whether a for-loop of elements take 10ms or 20ms if it only happens once.
JS can be AOT compiled if you can wait a few _seconds_ -- which users don't want, so browsers don't bother.
Our attacker however, rightly observes they only have to pay that compilation cost once.