Because that is the thing, not only it is a YAML spaghetti, everything changes depending on the puzzle pieces.
I had to follow CNCF related podcasts only to be aware of what cool projects were changing Kubernetes all the time.
Thankfully nowadays I only care about managed containers, regardless how the hyperscalers do it, it is no longer my headache.
Never needed to deal with vSphere directly.
I'm hardly trying to pretend like I'm a hyperscaler: I usually run k3s on a single node, and most of the time I admin it "clickops" style with k9s, something I find much easier than most other management tools.
Indeed. Using text templating for structured documents is already quite bad, doing it with a significant whitespace language it's absolute hell.
I understand the dislike of YAML but a Kubernetes deployment is ~50 lines, if I had to build my own scripts with a similar feature set I don't think I would be able to get it down much more than that.