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You'd need your OS to support, and be configured to use, a disk mounting option that disables file access timestamps, otherwise reads ARE writes.

Do any operating systems update file access time after every read operation instead of just at fopen?

Based on the ~10x performance gain from disabling access timestamps in VxWorks' HRFS, I'd guess it does. I have no idea if that's common or rare.

...and disable swap.