This sounds psychotic. An over-controlling fedora's approximation of what good academic parenting looks like. You just want to create your D&D partner. You'll probably succeed lol.
If not, why not ? Aren't you managing their food intake ?
So, what's so different from managing their information diet ?
PD - I never played D&D. If there were any non-RPG games that were extremely plot driven or written, i'd be all over them.
Action games turn out to be heavy on clicking, low on reading.
Im glad you feel enough shame for this bold-faced lie