Its deeply offensive to call 'Count Binface' a joke, he a more serious and more electable candidate and a better candidate for PM then Farage. Please keep your right wing extremest views to yourself, Farage is the joke candidate.
He does have a sensible policy about moving the men's hand dryer in the Uxbridge Crown & Treaty. You have to give him that.
And capping the price of 99s at 99p? Chef's kiss.