"Probably not, but then my job is to celebrate and defend the wonders of British democracy. And look at this: the fact that you're interviewing me, on the Today program, because all the other parties are not standing [up candidates] says more about them than it does about me."

> Well I'm NOT Nigel Farage.

> ...

> <...stunned silence...>

I died listening to this first time around this morning.

Binface is breath of fresh air and he's going lower my taxes and raise everybody else’s, which I approve of.