LoJack for bikes
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weft.io
Here is an "easy" answer, make a reflector with a simple RFID tag embedded in it. Make them look like all the reflectors you normally have on your bike. Create a repository for registering reflectors and give a free reader to every bike shop that wants to combat bike theft.
Will determined thieves swap all the reflectors? Sure. Does it raise the 'cost' of stealing a bike? Yes.
Alternative idea, put the tag in the bike seat. You can re-use pet tags, you can then re-use pet tag injectors and pet tag readers.
This is a good idea, actually. Just taking email addresses for an idea might well still be sketchy but that's as may be. Someone should do this even if that someone doesn't my email in the meantime.
If not posting to HN, where would you advise to post?
This could be a nice national/college project, anyone coming with a cheap design could help a lot of people.
Price too high, and only high-end bikes will have it. And high-end bikes have smart thieves / are already stored safely, etc.
Otherwise, I can see how this would work. GPS, batteries, low-power design, goes inside your frame and is visually undetectable, M2M deal with jasper wireless (or sprint or whatever), etc. It'll take a while to make it reliable and have a great user experience, but its totally possible.
Good luck and make it happen!
IANAL (and as far as I can see this isn't a real product), but..
While this phrase gets the message across very nicely, it is likely legally problematic.
Not only is it coat-tailing a trademark, but it is making a claim of superiority which is not a wise thing to do unless you have some strong objective proof.
Don't steal bikes bro.