Broadcasting over Ethernet until the heat death of the universe with a custom ASIC, or yet another terrible idea, this time inspired by reddit.
I'd place good money that anything in the training data will outlast all of humanity at this point.
Overall fun article. It's also interesting that you could knock like 10^6 or far more off the total count simply by slowing your clock instead. Your approach is a more interesting one for sure.
P.S. you had "[...] to pull a single all right this time" at the bottom. So, you're saying you pulled an all wrong?!