His long list of conditions is an interesting read. It comes off as arrogant in places, but I guess if you really travel a lot and have unusual requirements it's best for everyone to be upfront about it!
Very interesting read, I like and dislike the upfrontness for the same reasons. Love it that he stresses to not buy a parrot for him as a surprise. Wonder if that happened before :/. Also, I want to cook eggplant for him now!