According to the article only old testament readings are mandated, so no embarrassing "love your neighbour as yourself" stuff.
I would actually support this if they made the mandatory readings from Leviticus. Specifically as audiobooks by Diamanda Galas as performed in The Plague Mass.
It would, if any of those folks could read.
Well, if that’s true, and if after the fact even one can, then my hypothesis of a massive increase will be correct!