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You have to wait awhile. It came up for me after 30 seconds or so.

it's basically running on a toaster, sorry

If that toaster didn't have a plan already, then feeding it with monotheistic holy scripture will definitely give it some ideas.

A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply

Less power, more hatred towards humankind.

only if you take it in the bath, or don't unplug it before fishing out a trapped slice

I wonder if polytheistic toaster would be more or less... ambitious.