14 em dashes

"recovery in progress -- not a comeback story with a bow on it"

Brand new account posting their own article.

:(

Another AI-generated blog post.

"It has run quietly for years" overuse of quietly

"Same traffic, same users, half the money." rule of three

"a room, some cards, a results panel" rule of three

"the system quietly pays out far less" overuse of quietly

"A penalty like this isn’t a support ticket. It’s feedback about your pages, and the fix is on the pages." it's not X, it's Y.

If you need a reminder of AI tropes in writing: https://tropes.fyi/tropes-md

It's not intentional on this author's part, but this is a great example of how Google rewards people posting slop. The oldest posts on the blog read normally, the new stuff this post says it added to satisfy Google all reads like this post.

Moral of the story: Don't run planning poker :)