1. You can't force third-party software to do that. There are programs with hardcored ports. There are programs which require XML modifications and container rebuilds to change port number. If your platform does not support launching of unmodified containers, it is severely restricted and not suitable for general use. All my programs always use port 8080 for HTTP, I don't make it configurable because I have no reason to.

2. Does not work for all protocols. Again your solution restricts the number of protocols to HTTP protocols. Might work for many uses, but still this restriction doesn't sound very good. Universal load balancer is much simpler conceptually.

3. YAML is not terrible. YAML is awesome. Kubernetes manifests are terrible, that's I agree with. Docker compose is nice, for example. Kubernetes manifests felt like they were designed to be generated from something, but everyone ended up writing them directly or with templates. Though I think that XML generally is superior format so I'd vote for XML in the end.

Overall your suggestions look like you want to shift complexity from cluster operator to software developer. I'm not sure industry supports that, recently it seems to move in the opposite direction, but that's interesting perspective. I guess with some wrappers for some containers it could be made usable.

But honestly you just want to throw away years of progress in containers and network namespaces. I understand that kubernetes mechanisms are somewhat complicated, but the core idea is to make pods look like virtual machines and I think this is very worthy idea.