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They're not teenage boys.

Just spray Fix-a-Flat everywhere.

Or coat the outside with a soapy water solution.

You'd think after 8 years, they'd have found the hole!

They need Matt Damon, a chopped up wooden crucifix, and some silicone caulking

They need Phil Swift, "To show the powerful adhesion of flex-seal, I sawed this space station in half!"