Interesting: New account, made approximately 20 minutes after this was posted, to solely call this out as slop. Someone either hates Anthropic, or something fishy is going on here.
Honestly I'm pretty tired of Anthropic's press releases too, but this one is pretty benign. If I was a hater, I'd save up my new-account-energy for their next "paper" that insinuates Claude might be actively introspecting.