A runway change led to two 'terrifying' near misses at this Australian airport. Incredibaly lucky not to be a majoe accident
Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss.
[WHAM! CRUNCH!]
"Look, they nearly missed!"
"Yes, but not quite."
- George Carlin
Strangely clear if taken as a contraction for "Near, but a miss."
Carlin's stand up was fun as loved goofing with such ambiguities.