What AI slop (on LinkedIn and elsewhere) now reads like

AI reads sloppy like it does because it mimics how people write.

Two utterly unnecessary and pretentious anecdotal figures of speech in this article are as devastating to the vibe as the slop it complains about:

I want to be clear...

...matters more than you realize...

The more woke the point, the more likely these figures will be used.

Closely followed by:

Let's get this straight..."

Did you know that..."