the battlefield sounds much easier. worst case scenario you kill somebody, but that's what you're trying to do anyways.
if you kill somebody while trying to render a pelican on a bicycle it's a real problem.
if you kill somebody while trying to render a pelican on a bicycle it's a real problem.
Depending on the how pelicans are created, it is entirely possible to indirectly kill "somebody" due to the externalised costs of global warming etc.