The worlds first Personal Brewery

"Cold, carbonated" in 7 days.

That's not beer! That's vile fizzy fake-beer!

Real automated home breweries do exist: the Braumeister range from Germany spring to mind:

http://www.speidels-braumeister.de/Eigenes-Bier-brauen-mit-d...

... But you won't get anything drinkable in less than a month.